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Anonymous asked: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

chooboozle:

janiesleepswithsirens:

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sarahisnotonice:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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i thinks shes beautiful in my opinion 

This girl is my hero.

Fuck yes

Why am I crying? 

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Revolting children

Woah!
Never again will she get the best of me!
Never again will she take away my freedom.
And we won’t forget the day we fought
For the right to be a little bit naughty!
Never again will The Chokey door slam!
Never again will I be bullied, and
Never again will I doubt it when
My mummy says I’m a miracle!
Never again!
Never again will we live behind bars!
Never again we know that…

[Chorus:]
We are revolting children…
Living in revolting times…
We sing revolting songs
Using revolting rhymes.
We’ll be revolting children,
'Til our revolting's done,
And we’ll have the Trunchbull bolting.
We’re revolting!

[Repeat Chorus]
We will become a screaming horde!
Take out your hockey stick, and use it as a sword!
Never again will we be ignored!
We’ll find out where the chalk is stored,
And draw rude pictures on the board!
It’s not insulting; we’re revolting!
We can S-P-L how we like!
If enough of us are wrong,
Wrong is right!
Every word N-O-R-T-Y…
'Cause we're a little bit naughty!
So we ought to stay inside the line.
But If we disobey at the same time,
There is nothing that the Trunchbull can do!
She can take her hammer and S-H-U.
You didn’t think you could push us too far,
But there’s no going back now, we…
R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N
(Come on!)
We S-I-N-G
U-S-I-N-G…
(Yeah…)
We’ll be R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G.
(Oh…)
It is 2-L-8-4-U.
R-E-volting!


[Repeat Chorus]
Woah!!!

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